I don't even know anymore.
Levi
Once upon a time there was a man named Al. One day Al was taking a walk outside because he needed to walk his dog, when he tripped on a jagged rock and fell through the floor! He awoke with a start on his bed, wondering what the heck just happened. He got up. After going on about his business, he fell again while pouring coffee! Again Al, who was thoroughly confused, awoke in his bed. Cleverly he decided to time his fall so he knew how long he had. He discovered he had 2 and a half minutes before falling.
So he ate a couple grapes on one round and noticed it seemed longer until the next fall. Sure enough because the grapes were eaten, each one gave him 5 more seconds before falling. Al sat down to think. "If this is just one big dream," he pondered, "maybe if I drink some coffee, I'll wake up." After falling through the floor for the 80000th time, which was fun? He tested his theory as he ate some grapes to make sure he didn't annoyingly fall while making coffee.
He drank, and… immediately fell through the floor. "Well that didn't work," he murmured to himself. He decided just to try eating every grape in the multiverse, which would only delay the inevitable, when he found it had been a good 5 minutes he got up. Al left for work. He had a wonderful day at work because he was able to tell his co-workers what happened, happy ending yaaay
The end.